The ultimate dad joke compilation
You’re one in a million. That means there are 320 of you in the United States. Find yourself. Start an army. Overthrow the government of a small midwestern town. Run shit.
this nice old man on the train started talking talking to me about acronyms like LOL and ROFL (which is a conversation I can’t resist) and he told me to get his prototype acronym famous with the kids: FMLO: Farting My Laugh Out
This is a fascinating article which explains why tumblr users have mostly been uninterested in a long-term systematic organized child abuse ring getting ignored by the police, why many Republicans don’t seem to care about global warming, and many other things, and does so brilliantly. I am impressed. I would say I am convinced, but I already believed this, I just thought it was a particularly good exploration of the topic.
this answers a question i didn’t even know how to ask, which has been bothering me all my life.
“Wait, so you mean turning all the most important topics in our society into wedge issues that we use to insult and abuse people we don’t like, to the point where even mentioning it triggers them and makes them super defensive, might have been a bad idea??!”
友達を騙してみた。#この動画大好き 〜 ゴルゴ郷原
I tried tricking my friend. #ilovethisvideo 〜 ゴルゴ郷原
OK, say cheese.
You’re gonna take a selfie anyway aren’t you?
Nah this isn’t a selfie, it’s a Vine.
this gets funnier every year